The Singleton's Corpus

Ok so keeping in mind my mother's present hyperactivity re marriage, I have been trying to work out precisely what are the pros and cons of an arranged marriage. And weirdly enough, the predominant emotion that motivates people towards this institution is because everyone else is doing it. I am actually more worried abt being 30/35 and realising that everyone else i know has built this cosy little cocoon arnd their lives, which i can only touch at the surface. Imagine a whole lifetime of calling peo to meet you or do something together, to be told that they cannot because..blah blah blah blah..

So remembering the Power of Ideas (as intoned by my ET every morn) we have a plan- the Singleton Corpus. Think of it like a mutual fund for eternal bachelors - like residential societies for parsis (also a dying breed, alas). Everyone committed to the idea of remaining single will contribute a certain amount to the fund as an opening investment and guarantee for future good behaviour. The returns will be based on the number of years spent following the corpus' single precept- thou shall not marry. So if someone ditches in the five years, his payout is only going to be 5% and so on. And the grand prize to those who celebrate the golden anniversary of being single- the Bumper prize of full payback. Corollary to this- the penalties of all those who ran to be distributed among the survivors to celebrate their own Dev.D.

So who's in with me on this??? :D

PS: with thanks to Seth for the title.

Things to Hate

Ok moved by watching movies with eggnog in it, I have decided to make a list of all the things that should be put on the list of Do-Not-Eat:

1. Eggnog: raw egg??????????????
2. Torai : goeey, greeny, icky, slimy..whats there to say?
3. Karela: ok i know this is heresy but seriously it is bitter.
4. Parwal: sweet or stuffed, it tastes disgusting and those irritating seeds...
5. Malai
6. Paani Dahi: either call it milk or curd, there is no middle here.
7. Old Sweets (contribution by Neeraj P)
8. Onions on Pizza
9. Omlettes with bhindi :D
10. Sushi (Thanks Chetan)

Anything else??? Bring out the grossness!!!!!!!

Anger

These days i am always angry. I admit to having a very short fuse (for which i can happily blame genetics) but i do have some control over it. Atleast i think i do. But somehow the corporate culture of CYA does not gel very well with my latent (not so latent though) instincts.

Why do people have so much focus on CYA? I mean i can understand screwing up, i have screwed up zillions of times and feel most definitely do it zillion of times more. But it has never led me to lie or otherwise try to cover up my activities. If u screw up well u screw up, its not something u can change. So why do peo proceed to create more chaos by just spewing utter nonsense which is just going to get them caught later on n make them look like bigger fools. It is a response i can understand from children, who easily fear authority for they have little to retaliate injustice with but in adults it is simply a sign of ostrich hood. So plzzzzzzzzz get over it and instead of wasting everyone's time with crap, get on with doing something!!

ok i now i feel slightly better. Please ignore this blog.